Sunday, 8 May 2011

And Everything I had to Know, I Heard it on My Radio.....

Well, I was wrong about yesterday evening - not an uncommon occurrence really!  The rain I prophesied didn't materialise, save for a few drops - more like droplets - in the early evening while I was watering the veggy stuff. So, I suppose, I was partly right, in a contorted sort of way.

Charlie is once more contented: no daughter.... or Grandsprog.....and no J either; he's invariably at his happiest when it's just the three of us chaps - Jack, Charlie and yours truly!  He's hanging around the house most of the time, scrabbling around for mice etc., as normal, but looking for (noisily expecting/demanding) dairy supplements of cream etc. He returns indoors at dusk, eats a bit, demands attention/affection then trundles off upstairs to his bedspot.


The black blanketty thingy is his: but there are times when a King-sized bed just isn't nearly enough for the little booger..... :




 I'm pleased when he does this; I enjoy having him around, despite his unusual temperament. His loud purring as he pads madly on his blanketty thing is a fairly effective soporific/sleeping aid/draft! Or maybe that's the wine.....must carry out some empirical research on the point sometime.

Since I escaped from the dreadful world of law and soliciting, so to speak, it has been a relief not to have to keep abreast of the inane and insane constant updates and changes to legal practice requirements. However,  for some time, prior to taking up law as a full-time occupation, I worked as a (mostly) free-lance writer and journalist. This was in the days of that destroyer of all things socially and economically worth retaining - the odious Baroness Tadger!

At the time, I wrote with moderate success for a huge variety of publications from The Daily Telegraph and The Times to Fish Trader, Gardening News, Classic Cars and Printers World!  Anything, in short, that was prepared to buy my stuff and - most importantly - pay me for it!

One of my personal finest moments was in selling a feature to something called, I think, Carpet Review, or some such. Another - which I still irritate the more knowledgeable of my keen gardening friends and relations by smugly referring to - was a professional gardening magazine where my byline rubbed pages with those of Alan Titchmarsh,  Geoffrey Smith and a veritable shedload of Gardeners Question Time types; with my total lack of knowledge/ability/interest concerning all matters to do with gardens and gardening generally, I considered it a colossal achievement at the time. I still do.

For a profitable bit, I also wrote regular 'Alternative Investment' features - why not stick your lucre into salmon fishing beats in Highland Scotland; shared racehorse ownership; antique jewellery; fine wines; vintage cars; you know the kind of thing -  for a couple of expat mags, one of which seemed to be staffed almost exclusively by Evening Standard and Observer hacks. All very 1980s, I suppose.

 I also had stuff/fiction broadcast on the Beeb - mostly Radio 4, with odd - and I do mean odd - forays into comedy sketches for Naked Radio, Naked Video and The Craig Ferguson Experience - whatever that might have been! (That came later,  around the Millenium, as I now recall from its pilot, working title of 2000 Not Out!). All in all, it was a genuinely enjoyable way to earn an admittedly (too) meagre crust.



Recently I've been wondering if I could return to the saturated field again. Of course, the technology has changed enormously - although I once edited a business magazine where we used what was then top-end, hi-techy gear - laser post-script printers etc., emailing stuff (before email really) downloading to printers in a far removed part of the UK (Doncaster) with an enormous unwieldy modem, and having all our colour separation work carried out overseas in Hong Kong where it was significantly cheaper than Tadger's Britain. Ah....that old Tory mantra.....choice, choice, choice!

It comes as a surprise therefore to discover (through Amazon mostly) that there is now a mini-industry dedicated to advising wannabes about how to get into print/broadcast. Most of these guides/books (with a few notable exceptions) seem to be written by people I've never heard of or whose bylines have managed to escape my notice!  An entire mini-industry predicated on writing books about .......well, how to write for publication/broadcast. Strange indeed! Tadger would be beaming with pleasure, if she retained  the capacity for such thoughts....or any thought!

Saturday, 7 May 2011

When The Lord Gets Ready, You Gotta Move.....

Today is a bit of a strange day. Weather more like a Hebridean summer day than wot wun expects doon 'ere!  Clouds scudding around, windy but - and here's the difference twixt Scotland and France - no rain. Well, not yet. I expect it to fall later; invariably, if it comes, it comes just after I've watered the bleeding garden! Like it did yesterday evening. I'd just come back in, poured a glass of rouge when the thunder rolled, the lightening (again) flashed and the heavens opened.

Truth be told, the Lettuces are finding it hard going and I doubt many will survive the recent stormy weather. It is a common pattern hereabouts, and one we were well aware of. It begins by becoming (suddenly) very, oppressively hot, sultry and thick, and then cools a bit (significantly, at times)  prior to the wind picking up and giving us a bit of a blow!  Not a 'blow' in Hebridean terms, as Tony might dismissively say, in comparison with the Isle of Lewis: http://azgiles.blogspot.com/ .  But enough to count!

Back up in Fun City, our old stomping ground, they are still struggling with sub-zeros overnight, though it is appreciably warmer during daylight now:

Here's the current prognosis:


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They had glorious weather over the Easter break, so much of the snow will have gone by now, I expect. It usually disappears around now, bringing with it soggy, muddy tracks and incoming, immigrant birdlife - Black-Throated Divers, Curlews, Canada Geese, Golden Plovers, Golden-Eye Duck, Slavonian Grebe, Greenfinch, Chafinch, Brambling, Fieldfare, Crossbill, and any number of other small summer migrants. The bears also begin to frolic with the young cubs and are most frequently seen locally around this time. Best not to disturb them. They're still a tad peckish after a winter holed up under the snow, deep in the forest.

Next month, they (the Sweedles, not the bears) go wild over the summer solstice. Well, as wild as Swede's can get. Pretty tame in reality. But they do celebrate the longest day as a major holiday and in many ways it is the most significant day on their otherwise at times sunless calendar. They have outdoor parties, get very drunk, eat too many Kottbuller (meatballs) and the Sweedle holiday standard/favourite, Ham. The seasons change so quickly up there once the snow has gone and above Zero temps set in. With almost 24 hours of daylight, everything grows incredibly fast, flowers bloom almost overnight. Trees green-up and the fishing season starts in ernest.

It will soon be like this at one of the nearby lakes:


This one is just below our house. The Daughter, JVP, is here admiring the view.


Much  although I do like France, and love its foods and, yes....even, its wines, it seems incredibly tame after living in the frozen North for so long!  Even Spain, in the Sierra Nevadas/Alpujarra, was more challenging - though I do find Spanish wines in general a bit too heavy for my refined Scottish palate.
(They do make a great local Morzilla/Black Pudding, though!)

In Sweden over winter, each day was a bit of a challenge, interesting and strikingly different. Certainly from the Herefordshire/Welsh Marches region where we had previously been based for many years/decades.

We are now thinking it might be a bit more interesting if we moved back North - to my birthplace, Scotland, not Sweden. I just couldn't cope or want to take those extreme temps again. We lived in Trotternish, near Duntulm, on the Isle of Skye for a while. This was way back in the mid-1970s when Slade were still popular and men knew how to dress sensibly:



Our daughter, LVP, was actually born while we were up there, though they were so paranoid about Island births, J was ferried off to Raigmore Hospital in Inverness for the delivery itself. A five hour, tortous drive. As J is a midwife, she knows this to have been unnecessary, and stupid as a policy. Hopefully, things have changed by now!

We lived in a small croft house,  in a place - what else could it be called? - a hamlet - named, Connista. Here's a house that was recently for sale there:



1 Conista, Duntulm, Isle of Skye

This was, in fact, our neighbours croft, we lived in the next-door house, out of picture to its right.  It would be a bit of an irony to return to the Isles after so many years away. Though my family is originally from Inverness-shire, The Black Isle region. Indeed there's a small town/village, Avoch, where almost everyone bears our surname. I'm probably related to many of 'em though we've never made contact!

At the moment, we're toying with the idea of a move to either Lewis, Harris or North Uist. I favour Lewis. It has a decent infrastructure with hospitals, medics, shops, libraries, schools etc. Almost everything one needs to survive, in fact.

Having discussed it in theory with LVP, she's also interested in maybe making a move up there with her family too. She would like to have a small tour/holiday visit first though. So a trip to the region might be on the cards in the nearish future!

Now I see the clouds have moved on and the sun is once more shining brightly, though the wind remains. So I'd best get a move on and get out to check the Chooks for eggs and the garden in general. A bientot!